Does China have cars?
中國有汽車嗎？
1、No.People in China always ride pandas, red-crowned cranes or elks to go out. Some people who practises a lot may be able to drive wind or swords. Few people may walk, but that is always for exercising.Children use little doggies and kitties. We ARE so old-fashioned.
沒有。中國人，一般都是騎大熊貓、丹頂鶴或者麋鹿出行。那些武藝高超的人，還可以御風或御劍飛行。很少有人走路，即使有，也是在鍛鍊身體。小孩子，一般都是騎小狗或者小貓。我們很傳統的。
2、Hell, no!How possibly could we, the poor Chinese, the people living in the largest and most populated developing country in the world, afford a car?!We only have bikes, and we can only RENT! Jesus.
媽的，沒有啊！我們中國，這麼窮，還是世界上人口最多和最大的發展中國家，我們怎麼可能買得起汽車啊？！我們只能騎自行車，還只能租！老天爺啊。
There are few small cars that we can AFFORD to RENT only, as follows:
We poor Chinese, can only afford to rent those ELECTRIC vehicles, as we can’t afford to buy gasoline or diesel!Our crowded bus are also ELECTRIC, all bus groups in all cities in China are so damn poor to buy gasoline, because all Chinese are so poor to pay expensive gasoline engine driven bus.
只有很少的小型汽車我們負擔得起，還是租的：
我們中國人窮，只能租那些電動汽車。汽油車和柴油車，我們買不起啊！我們那人滿人患的公交車，也是電動的。中國所有城市的公交公司，都非常窮，負擔不起汽油發動機驅動的公共汽車。
So Poor!Can you wire us some money for charity, as you are such a good man/woman?May GOD bless you.Amen!
真是太可憐了！看你像個好人，能匯點錢給我們做慈善嗎？願上帝保佑你。阿門！
3、No. In China, we resort to flying about on carpets and use our chopsticks to operate the carpets.
沒有。在中國，我們用地毯來飛行，而且是用我們的筷子來操控地毯。
4、No we don’t and we don't need cars!Chinese people, due to limited conditions, has developed other methods for transporting mass population far and fas. Even the horses in China can do 500km in daytime and 400km in the night time (日行千里夜八百)! Who needs a car when you have horse!
沒有。我們不需要汽車。由於條件的限制，中國人發展出了其他的交通運輸方式。即使是中國的馬，白天也能跑500公里，夜晚能跑400公里（日行千里夜八百）！當你有這樣的馬的時候，誰還要汽車啊？
5、No they don't..coze they all know martial arts and can fly from one place to another as shown in MOVIES !!Ohh wait !! You live on Neptune. I forget you don't have movies there !! Hahahaha !! But you have internet..I am confused now !! Hahaha
沒有，他們沒有汽車……因為他們都會武術，就像電影裡展現的那樣，他們可以從一個地方飛到另外一個地方！！哦，等等！！你是住在海王星上的。你沒看過這些電影，我給忘了！！哈哈哈！！
6、Actually, In China, there have no car. In other words, we do not need car, because we are descendants of the dragon. Hence, we usually use Qi(氣) to reach certain place, which is a energy-save choice. Thereby, China have no cars.
實際上，在中國，是沒有車的。換句話說，我們不需要汽車，因為我們是龍的後代。我們用“氣”來趕路，而且，這是非常節能環保的。因此，中國沒有汽車。
7、No, we don’t need them.We ride swords in the air for our daily traffic, like you do with skateboards, but much elegantly. We do so since antiquity.Sometimes the wealthy family may buy a car on the Halloween, the April First or whatever, cut it into pieces and cook it with dry frog and dry grass for the main dish of the dinner. Anyhow we Chinese eat all the thing.You know that's true, right?Open Your Eyes to learn The True World plz.
不，我們不需要汽車。日常交通，我們都是御劍飛行，就像你們滑滑板，但是我們更優雅些。我們自古以來就這樣做了。在萬聖節、愚人節等等節日，有錢的人家會買輛汽車，把車切成碎片，放在鍋裡，跟青蛙和乾草一起燉，那就是晚餐的主菜了。畢竟，我們中國人什麼都吃的。你知道我說的都是真的，對不對？請睜開你的眼睛，認識真實的世界吧！
8、No. Because Chinese people mostly practice Kungfu and Qi at the age of 5, Chinese adults usually know how to fly before they graduate from college. Some of them fly very fast, like 50 miles per second but most of them fly pretty slow, usually at the speed of 100 mph. I was born in China and i m studying in the US right now. I fly from home to my university tp save the expensive flight tickets so that I can buy more books to read to be a nerd.
沒有的。因為大多數中國人，5歲的時候，就開始練習功夫和“氣”，中國的成年人在大學畢業前，就知道怎麼飛了。他們中的有些飛得還挺快，例如每秒50英里。但是大多數人還是挺慢的，一般是每小時100英里。我在中國出生，現在在美國學習。我一般都是從大學直接飛到老家的，機票太他媽的貴了，省下的錢就可以買好多好多的書來看，這樣我就能成為書呆子啦！
9、As we all know, China is the country which has the largest number of bikes. Nearly all people in China use bicycles or electric bicycles.Recently, shared bicycles are popular in China, which in other words, reflects cars are too luxurious in China.
很少有。眾所周知，中國是自行車數量最多的國家。幾乎人手一輛自行車或者電動車。最近，共享單車在中國也大受歡迎，換句話說，這反映了汽車在中國還是太奢侈了。
10、China doesn’t have cars because car is so poor that too many issues are caused by car, such as traffic accident/jams,exhaust purification of car etc.The key point is car can’t fly so Chines people ride Chinese dragons.
中國沒有汽車，因為汽車引起太多的問題了，例如交通事故、交通堵塞、汽車尾氣等等。關鍵一點，汽車不能飛，所以中國人都是騎龍出行的。
11、No.We reach our destinations by clouds. We can sit or stand or even lie on it, which depend on the distance of the journey. It's much faster and safer and more comfortable than cars. The scenery in different levels of sky is variously beautiful. I hope you can have a look one day ; )
沒有。我們都是騰雲出行的。在雲上面，我們或坐、或站、或躺，姿勢取決於旅程的距離。這可比開車快多了，更安全、更舒服。不同層次的天空，景色也是異彩紛呈。希望哪天你也能來坐坐。
12、Cars? Impossible，we do not have cars.Why we need cars? Of course ， we have kunfu, like “qing gong”, when we use it for moving ， the speed is faster than GTR’s.And the most talented people can handle the “jindouyun” kunfu, we can move thousand miles away by using this kunfu.However, just like “jindouyun”, we also have a unique kunfu calls “yu jian fei xing” , it is a way to stand on the sword and control it to fly in the sky .
汽車？怎麼可能啊，我們沒有汽車的。我們為什麼需要汽車呢？我們有功夫，例如“輕功”，當我們輕功飛行的時候，速度比GTR跑車還快。武功最強的人，他們可以駕馭“筋斗雲”，使用這種神功，我們可以飛到千里之外。但是，就像“筋斗雲”那樣，我們還有一種特別的功夫“御劍飛行”，它是一種站在劍上，操控飛劍在天上飛的功夫。
13、OF COURSE NOT。I mean, what is this:They are just colorful boxes with wheels!!Oh, you say they are cars?They are just colorful boxes with wheels!!Oh, you say they are cars?
當然沒有。我想問，這是什麼：它們只是有輪子的彩色盒子！！啥，你說它們是汽車？
（轉自龍騰網）
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