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一、不合適就是窮，沒感覺就是醜，一見鍾情就是好看，深思熟慮就是有錢，這就是現實。

Not suitable is poor, not feeling is ugly, love at first sight is good-looking, deliberation is rich, this is the reality.

二、他若喜歡你，你脾氣再大都叫個性，他若不喜歡你，就算你溫順的像只貓，他都嫌你掉毛。

If he likes you, most of your temper is called personality. If he doesn't like you, even if you are gentle like a cat, he will dislike your hair loss.

三、自己想要的東西，要麼奮力直追，要麼乾脆放棄。別總是逢人就喋喋不休的表決心或者哀怨不斷，做別人茶餘飯後的笑點。

What you want is either to catch up or to give up altogether. Don't always chatter about your determination or grief when you meet someone and make them laugh after dinner.

四、不必過於在意人與人之間表面的情緒；摯交之人不需要，泛交之人用不著。

Don't care too much about the surface emotions between people; Sincere friends do not need, the people do not need.

五、很多人不是孤僻，而是有原則有選擇地社交。和喜歡的人千言萬語，和其他的人一字不提。

Many people are not isolated, but socialize in a principled and selective way. Talk to thousands of people you like, and never say a word to anyone else.

六、總會有一件事讓你瞬間長大，也總會有一個人讓你淚如雨下。願你早日領教這個世界的深深惡意，讓自己活得開心得意。

There will always be one thing that will make you grow up in an instant, and there will always be someone who will make you cry like rain. May you learn the deep malice of the world as soon as possible and live happily.

七、小時候，以為人生就是琴棋書畫詩酒花，長大後才發現，人生是柴米油鹽醬醋茶。

When I was a child, I thought life was like Musical Instruments, chess, calligraphy, painting, poetry and hops.

八、當你又瘦又漂亮，腦子裡有東西，錢包裡全是自己掙的錢，別說這個月，全世界都會對你好一點。

When you are thin and beautiful, you have something in your head and your wallet is full of your own earnings, let alone this month, the whole world will treat you better.

九、沒有特別幸運，那麼請先特別努力。千萬別因為自己的懶惰而失敗，還矯情地將原因歸咎於自己倒黴。

No special luck, so please make special efforts first. Don't fail because of your laziness, but also blame your bad luck pretentiously.

十、人生很多事，就像智齒，最佳的解決方式，是拔掉，而不是忍受。

Many things in life, like wisdom teeth, the best solution is to pull them out, not to endure them.

十一、短期交往看臉蛋，長期交往看脾氣，一生交往看人品，時光會教你看清每一張臉。

Short-term contact to see the face, long-term contact to see temper, life contact to see character, time will teach you to see every face.

十二、你可以愛錯三五個人渣，但不能愛一個人渣三五次，走錯路可能是運氣不好，但總往一個坑裡跳就是智障。

You can love three or five scum wrongly, but you can't love one scum three or five times. It may be bad luck to go wrong, but jumping into a pit is mentally retarded.

十三、你被什麼保護，就被什麼限制，能給你遮風擋雨的，同樣能讓你不見天日。

What protection you are protected by, what restrictions, can give you shelter from the wind and rain, also can let you not see the day and the sun.

十四、等你生活中真有了生老病死這樣的大事，才會知道自己以前半夜的憂傷都是狗屁。

When you have such a big event in your life as birth, old age, illness and death, you will know that your sorrow in the middle of the night before was all bullshit.

十五、抱怨是一件最沒意義的事情，如果實在難以忍受周圍的環境，那就暗自努力練好本領，然後跳出那個圈子。

Complaint is the most meaningless thing. If you can't stand the surroundings, try to practice your skills secretly and then jump out of the circle.

十六、什麼事都要先在自身找原因，不要總是苟求他人。鞋子髒了，是因為你走的路不乾淨。

Everything needs to find its own reason first, not always begging others. The shoes are dirty because the road you walk is not clean.

十七、如果你太在意別人的想法，那麼你的生活就像是一條褲衩，別人放什麼屁你都得接著！

If you care too much about other people's ideas, then your life is like a pair of pants, you have to follow what others fart!

十八、當你學會拒絕別人，學會以牙還牙時，他們反而會尊重你，甚至敬畏你。經歷越多你越相信那句話：無情一點並沒有錯。

When you learn to reject others and to return your teeth with your teeth, they will respect you and even revere you. The more you experience, the more you believe in the saying: There's nothing wrong with being ruthless.

十九、傾其所有和掏心掏肺，要麼得到一個值得託付一生的人，要麼得到一個值得銘記一生的教訓。

Give it all and take care of it. Either you get a person who deserves to be trusted for a lifetime, or you get a lesson worth remembering for a lifetime.

二十、真愛就像鬼，聽說的人多，遇見的人少，在這個世界上，唯一不會背叛你的，只有自己的父母和口袋裡的錢。

True love is like a ghost. There are many people who hear about it and few people who meet it. In this world, the only one who will not betray you is his parents and the money in his pocket.

二十一、想要忘記一段感情，方法永遠只有一個：時間和新歡。要是時間和新歡也不能讓你忘記一段感情，原因只有一個：時間不夠長，新歡不夠好。

There is always only one way to forget a relationship: time and new love. If time and new love do not make you forget a relationship, there is only one reason: time is not long enough, new love is not good enough.

二十二、你抽菸的姿勢越來越熟練了，愛人也越來越隨便了，從當時的三杯倒到現在的喝不醉，那是墮落，不是成長。

You smoke more and more skilled posture, love more and more casual, from the then three cups poured to the present drunk, that is degenerate, not growth.

二十三、在這個濫情的年代，一聲“親愛的”充其量也就是個你好，一句“下次請你吃飯”頂多算個謝謝，何必太認真。

In this age of indiscriminate love, a “dear” is at best a hello, a “invite you to dinner next time” is at most a thank you, why too serious.

二十四、如果有一天，讓你心動的再也感動不了你，讓你憤怒的再也激怒不了你，讓你悲傷的再也不能讓你流淚，你便知道這時光，這生活給了你什麼，你為了成長，付出了什麼。

If one day, let your heart no longer touched you, let your anger no longer irritate you, let your sadness no longer let you cry, you will know the time, what this life has given you, what you have paid for growth.