兩個球碰一個球，球飛了

<div><p>記得有一次在大學上急救課的時候，講的是心肺復甦急救，教授一邊給我們講一邊給我們掩飾。教授說：“雙手按壓胸部，切記不能力氣太大，壓下2--3CM即可，如果用的力氣太大容易把病人的肋骨壓斷！下面請看示範。”咔嚓一聲，模型的肋骨斷了，教授尷尬的說：“下課！”</p><p><img src='full/6311b5a7439af52d8b18dc98ca2b51a0218184c6' img_width='210' img_height='336' alt='兩個球碰一個球，球飛了' inline='0'></p><p class='pgc-img-caption'>我家的蠢汪，一看電視就這樣！<br></p><p><img src='full/ae79a14523036d1c5e00ec2e2c01aeb91aebcdcb' img_width='440' img_height='651' alt='兩個球碰一個球，球飛了' inline='0'></p><p class='pgc-img-caption'>扎心了，老鐵！</p><p><img src='full/55af7f00eacebcec14739c78521d722f140ff23f' img_width='213' img_height='325' alt='兩個球碰一個球，球飛了' inline='0'></p><p class='pgc-img-caption'>哈哈，刺蝟大爺，可真是會享受！<br></p><p><img src='full/b1b2c09e5fa01022783cd4d883e29b9822a86bb0' img_width='310' img_height='301' alt='兩個球碰一個球，球飛了' inline='0'></p><p class='pgc-img-caption'>那些都弱暴了，看看妹子這個！<br></p><p><img src='full/45dd0d1ce2c0283812fac3dc8a15efe107c5056e' img_width='326' img_height='221' alt='兩個球碰一個球，球飛了' inline='0'></p><p class='pgc-img-caption'>我就喝個咖啡，至於把你激動成這樣嗎？</p><p><img src='full/98ea710a7663914a34ac8737f88d89f280233806' img_width='265' img_height='208' alt='兩個球碰一個球，球飛了' inline='0'></p><p class='pgc-img-caption'>現在結婚都不用婚車了，都用婚機了！<br></p><p><img src='full/962b8cd76e84a59c49df0b01e26104d644076552' img_width='476' img_height='574' alt='兩個球碰一個球，球飛了' inline='0'></p><p class='pgc-img-caption'>這狗狗我是真不想要了！<br></p><p><img src='full/ff86baf075b63e93684308cbf1fa71db3e4a5b39' img_width='255' img_height='163' alt='兩個球碰一個球，球飛了' inline='0'></p><p class='pgc-img-caption'>哈哈，大象厲害了，直接薅你脖子。</p><p><img src='full/9c10e2bb627617924d70cef44c3c916406a9463f' img_width='402' img_height='225' alt='兩個球碰一個球，球飛了' inline='0'></p><p class='pgc-img-caption'>兩個球碰一個球，球飛了！</p><p><img src='full/95818ac59ac5e10084387666050a633c0468d3d7' img_width='200' img_height='243' alt='兩個球碰一個球，球飛了' inline='0'></p><p class='pgc-img-caption'>試了一下，被人家追了十公里！</p><p><img src='full/cf8d32ad4ebf2ab97abb75833a2b2312ed957fa0' img_width='224' img_height='298' alt='兩個球碰一個球，球飛了' inline='0'></p><p class='pgc-img-caption'>哈哈，顫抖吧，奔跑吧，少年！</p><p><img src='full/cd5844f992d0c0365e83b349c0f0b578be9addfb' img_width='435' img_height='513' alt='兩個球碰一個球，球飛了' inline='0'></p><p class='pgc-img-caption'>給妹子畫成這樣，妹子會不會把我撓成這樣？<br></p><p><img src='full/bdfcd9f01908a1d448ac0d7167d22bf7198eeadd' img_width='640' img_height='816' alt='兩個球碰一個球，球飛了' inline='0'></p><p class='pgc-img-caption'>妹子們戴的項鍊好像是一樣的呢！</p><p><img src='full/e0c28309400a1203e071e1dd44580aa04436e1e5' img_width='500' img_height='230' alt='兩個球碰一個球，球飛了' inline='0'></p><p class='pgc-img-caption'>哈哈，這白眼翻的也是沒誰了。</p><p><img src='full/a8871c744256a247af7d1eafb51bb86e66f11fbd' img_width='260' img_height='200' alt='兩個球碰一個球，球飛了' inline='0'></p><p class='pgc-img-caption'>妹子，你這表情不像是痛苦的表情啊！</p><p><img src='full/65633f104d09e8a4e4be1ba9aacd5e0a357a27bf' img_width='550' img_height='475' alt='兩個球碰一個球，球飛了' inline='0'></p><p class='pgc-img-caption'>好霸氣的醫院！<br></p><p><img src='full/f7797fa96d7fc55d7cee7445632a0c65ca33fae5' img_width='534' img_height='431' alt='兩個球碰一個球，球飛了' inline='0'></p><p class='pgc-img-caption'>我們胖，我們也沒招誰沒惹誰！<br></p><p><img src='full/d1e7a349c0a7a583f41800ea51ea9aa09eacdd69' img_width='340' img_height='195' alt='兩個球碰一個球，球飛了' inline='0'></p><p class='pgc-img-caption'>厲害了，用縫紉機愣是弄的跟騎車似的。</p></div>